A downloadable game for Windows

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Life's hard for a small town shopkeep and yours is about to get much harder. The landowner of the property on which your store is built has given you one week to maximize your profits or he's kicking you off of his land. In I'm Calling the Cops! you'll need to keep the shelves stocked and keep the particularly thievish customers at bay. This is a first person cartoon action/comedy game in which your left mouse button is your left hand and your right mouse button is your right hand. Let's see how much you can earn!

Basic Controls:

Left Click = Left Hand

Right Click = Right Hand

F or 1, 2, and 3 toggle Stock Mode to Throw Mode to Punch Mode

Pressing T while looking at a customer will "Tap" them to see if their stealing anything. They will either fight you, try to run away, or drop everything and leave.

E and R cycle boxing glove selection when applicable.

Zoo Dodge Minigame:

E and R move the dodge kid left and right respectively.

Punch the elephant heads with your left hand and punch the baboon heads with your right hand to keep your streak alive.

Save The Bee Minigame;

Color match the projectiles and the enemies for the biggest bonus.


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I'm Calling the Cops! 200 MB
Version 10

Development log

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